Sweeping the Sox? Are you kidding?
This is fun. It's not like the playoff teams from the mid-1990s which were basically hired guns. These guys are fun (as this great video demonstrates).
I came up with some nicknames for current players:
Freddy "One Ring To" Bynum
Dave "Fear And" Trembley
Jay "Make 'Em" Payton
I also had to add this other one, for the LA Angels' third base coach:
Dino "Evil Hear No" Ebel