Ritvas on Eidus and Briskers on Gittin...

Ritvas on Eidus and Briskers on Gittin,
Threats, bans, and cherems, both oral and written
Trashing the arguments each rabbi brings
These are a few of my favorite things...

Cream colored parchment for writs of divorces

Snow jobs and flame wars and broadsides remorseless

High moral ground to which ev’ryone clings

These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses who might still be married
Rabbis who don't speak their minds cuz they're harried
Comment threads spurred on by violent mood swings
These are a few of my favorite things.

It’s our mission

It’s tradition

Though it seems arcane

I have expertise in my favorite things

So women can be unchained.